I talk to Vampires

Yesterday I was pre-interviewing a man about his new book about vampires when he told me that he is a vampire. Well, what does one do with that sort of information? Apparently he is not "undead" but is alive and doesn't drink blood. Instead, he sucks energy from people. A psychic vampire.

Now, I'm trying to track down a man who says he has been teleporting for several years and who says there is life on Mars. He has met Martians.

This is the strangest job I have ever had.