Pornographic Escape

I haven't posted since August. Just haven't been feeling it. Life is pretty routine and not much out of the ordinary has happened. I am walking every single day, for about 40 minutes, with Baxter. At his insistence. My health has been good but I continue to have anxiety attacks at regular intervals that make it difficult for me to be around other people. Especially crowds and shoppers. This predicament is especially difficult during the holidays.

I still check the blog statistics intermittently, despite my lack of new material. I have noticed a fascinating trend: About once or twice a month, my readership spikes dramatically. I have no idea why but have come to a conclusion. I think boring blogs are being used as a "quick escape route" by pornographic websites. Say a horny teen boy is exploring the round bottoms of college coeds and his mother knocks on the door. He strikes a key and POOF! Suddenly, he is whisked to the bland graphics and tame content of Ansapo's World. Mom is none the wiser and all is as it should be, despite the sticky fingers. Suddenly he's fascinated by my Post Film Festival Invisibility Disorder. Until mom is safely back in the hallway and the coed's bottoms are once again revealed.

Have at it, Justin and Garrett. Say hi to mom for me.